Our Design
The Design
Every man, from the day he is born, is equipped with his very own set of tools – the hammer and ball bearings. the meat and two veg. The twig and berries. The Rooster and eggs. The general and two colonels. Bat and balls. Nuts and Bolt. Banana and Plums. Whatever you’ve called it, you know what were talking about.
And for hundreds of years, the world has lacked the perfect briefs to treat these tools the way they want to be treated: with respect, their own space, and extreme comfort. There’s been thousands of underwear brands that have come along. Some are still here, some have gone to the great drawer in the sky. All still missing…something. Call it the perfect design. Call it the finishing touches. Call it the fact that for being the first thing a man puts on during the day, some of these designs can be very unmanly!
All these issues, and more have permeated men’s underwear for millennia. That is, until Toolbox Underwear came along! Finally, the ultimate option in men’s underwear. Why? Because it finally has everything you need. Toolbox Underwear, quite simply put, is a place to put all your tools. Every pair has:
Vertical Inner Panels: Every guy has done “the shake”. The one where you try and get your hot dog and his two best friends to unstick from your leg. No more. These panels keep a nice, ventilated, and soft barrier between your thighs and your tools.
Gunhole technology: So maybe “the shake” works, or you’ve seen similar things for unsticking the boys. But that leaves another problem. One-eyed Willie still has to sit there and be stuck to the neighbors he’s spent his entire life with. Sometimes he just wants to spend time on his own. Enter the gunhole. A perfectly sized slot to stick Willie in and let him hang (haha…get it?) out all day long in the sweet comforts of his own home.
Horizontal Fly: between the two of us who started Toolbox, we’ve calculated that we’ve owned seven thousand, three hundred, fifty-four pairs of underwear. All with the same damn fly. Vertical. Off to the side. Architecturally confusing. Everyone from Confucious and Plato to Aristotle and Einstein have worn underwear. All geniuses. All missed one thing – a better fly. We’ve got one. We put a nice, horizontal fly in the perfect spot for ease of use and easy access whenever you may need. Cowboys always need to have their lasso ready, now you won’t ever have to be caught without yours.
Ridiculously Comfortable Fabric: There’s enough uncomfortable materials out there. Between scratchy wool socks, itchy shirt tags, and that annoying seam in your pants that won’t stop scratching your leg, men have to put up with a lot of trial and error before finding the right option for every part of their wardrobe. We want to make at least one aspect of all that shopping and selecting easier – we chose some of the softest dadgum fabric you can make underwear out of. Not only that, we didn’t compromise durability or longevity. These bad boys are along for the ride. Any ride. Every ride.